On Demographics

The Duck Dynasty guy ran his mouth without thinking about the consequences.  Sarah Palin and the rest of the far right knee jerked to defend his 1st amendment rights.  Where were these people when Paula Dean let her mouth overload her asshole?
Oh yeah, Paula doesn't appeal to the 3rd grade educated, tooth-less, mouth breathing, in-bred hillbillies that are Sarah's constituency.

On Facades

Everybody is naked under their clothes.

On Infidelity
No one misses a slice from the middle of the loaf.

On Health
With enough time and surgery, anything can be cured.

On Finding Solutions
Religion and politics are the problem

On Heredity
Paula said, "All men are bastards!"
I said, "That's because we only have our mother's word for who our fathers may have been."

On Government Intrusion

Everybody wants less government until the hurricane hits their house, then they want all the government they can get.