The only place computers work instantly is on Star Trek.
Monday, July 9, 2012
On Ageing
It's a terrible day on the morning you wake up to find you're older than the character Rick was in Casablanca.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
On Conjugation
2 is company
3 is a crowd
4 is a party
5 is a rodeo
6 is an orgy
Saturday, June 30, 2012
On God's Will
It's always God's fault, nobody seems able to take responsibility for their own actions.
After all, God's not here so it makes Him easy to blame for all our shortcomings.
Friday, June 15, 2012
On the Unknown
Every woman is a virgin until you make love with her.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
On Priorities
Have you ever noticed while having your morning coffee, shaving, watching the news on TV, reading the latest stock market quotes,eating you biscuits and gravy that the last thing you think about are the turn signals?
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
On War Crimes
Yesterday we held a parade for a returning veteran. Of course the kid in the casket didn't know we were doing it.
It's a crime that G. W. Bush can walk around smirking and chortling at his own jokes while kids are still dying in his war.
