On Obsolescence

It doesn't take long for todays' cutting edge technology to become tomorrow's nostalgia.

On Predecessors

Big Jim said, "If you ever licked pussy, then you're a cocksucker by proxy."

On Appropriate Punishment

Some criminals, like child molesters and rapists, should be slid into the guillotine... face up!

On the Resurrection of the Trickle-down Theory

There have always been those who are satisfied by licking up the crumbs that fall off the aristocracy's table.

On Parole

Charley Manson is coming up for a parole hearing in the near soon.  There's only one question that needs to be answered; "Is Sharon Tate still dead?"

On Being Dicisionally Impaired

The right wing Republican appointed Supreme Court is on the verge of saying it's unconstitutional to require citizens to buy health insurance.  The right wing Republican House is considering a bill to require senior citizens to use vouchers to buy health insurance.  Is this a case of the left face not knowing what the right face is talking about?

On Appearance

After sitting down at the coffee shop, Marie looked around and spotted a loud, used car salesman type holding forth about what a great investment he was offering.  She said, " Now there's a guy who really needs to be caught."