On Aurora

Because of the recent killings in Colorado, the NRA will again be defending the profit margins of the gun manufacturers in the guise of protecting the nearly non-existent constitutional rights of the gullible.

On Modern Politics

The Right Wingers are blaming the illegal Mexicans for everything wrong with the USA.  Sounds a lot like the Nazis blaming the Jews, Gypsies and Freemasons for the problems in post WW1 Germany. Watch out or the Righties will be burning down the Senate.

On Technology

The only place computers work instantly is on Star Trek.

On Ageing

It's a terrible day on the morning you wake up to find you're older than the character Rick was in Casablanca.

On Conjugation

2 is company
3 is a crowd
4 is a party
5 is a rodeo
6 is an orgy