On Obamacare

Republicans are against sticking their nose into your health care unless it's your relationship with your gynecologist. Then they want it in as deep as they can stick it.

On Porn

"Lack of occupation with sex fosters preoccupation with sex."

Major Sidney Freedman

On Evolution

After the light turns green it's amazing how long it takes some people to get going.
It must take a lot of concentration to get the thumbs on their feet un-tangled.

On Birth Control

We now have universally available methods of birth control. So, Sex should be as friendly and without hang-ups as shaking hands. But, some primitive peoples (Christians, Muslims, and Mormons among others) still see women as chattels and property, read slaves. This is unfortunate as slavery has been outlawed for more than a hundred years except, of course, where it might conflict with some 'religous right' or 'family value'.
The surprising part is the women in these benighted simpleminded tribes go along with this silly shit.

On Expertise

Even birds fall out of trees.

On Learning

Almost everyone can hear, very few can listen.

On Envy

To be stabbed in the back, first you have to be out front.
Losers hardly ever have to worry about things like that.

On Patience

If you don't take long enough the first time, you have to take twice as long the second.

On the Treatment of Service Personnel

Had some abdominal surgery last week. Once more it was brought home to me how important a cheerful attitude can be.
Because of my welcoming and co-operative attitude the nursing staff and the food delivery folks had a party in my room on each visit. Down the hall the moaners and whiners got the least attention that could be spared.

Never piss-off the people who are in charge of your health care or your food preparation.

On Proper Nutrition

Coffee til lunchtime, beer til bedtime, with a pause for a couple of Margaritas with dinner.